Katie & I took a much needed roadtrip this weekend to Kentucky. It couldn't have come at a better time for wanting/needing to get away. A roadtrip wouldn't be a roadtrip without:
- Getting lost - check!
- Eating lots of junk food - check!
- Singing at the top of your lungs - check! Thank you to Jon Foreman & Chris Martin, especially to Chris Martin for his perfect vocal range for road trip belting
- Emergency pit stops - which may or may not include peeing in the dark out in the middle of nowhere behind a tree because the rest stop was too sketchy
- Getting into an "argument" - which may or may not have happened solely for the sake of being able to say we had one
- Becoming acquainted with local culture - which may or may not have included frequenting new restaurants and reading a "local newspaper"
- Being mooned & mooning - check! (bathroom in the woods...)
- Smelling skunks - check, check, check, check, check!
- Avoiding roadkill - check for the frog, check for the coyote, check for the raccoon!
- Driving defensively to avoid crazy Ohio drivers - check!
- Getting pulled over - did not occur, however, we tried our best with our open containers of bottled Ale8
- Toll drama - check!
- Car so dirty we had to squeegee the windows - check!
- Being mistaken for college students - check!
- Leaving later than planned - check!
- Driving stunt moves to barely make our exit - check!
- Missing our exit - check, check!
- Asking for directions at a gas station - check!
- Embracing the culture with our southern drawls - check!
- Leaving a ridiculous voicemail - check!
- Honking at state boarders - check!
- Observing local wildlife - check!
- Seeking the exact restaurant you want at that exact moment, to no avail - check!
- Eventually reaching that desired site - check!
- Exploring a small town (a really really small town) - check!
- Following a sign that leads you nowhere - check! (literally - thanks Mar & Mom)
- Dodging potholes the size of Texas - check! (most of the time)
- Discovering creepy road names - check! (ex: skull fork road)
- Noticeable difference in temperature - check!
- Hospitable hosts - CHECK!!!
1 comment:
glad to help! sounds like a great trip. especially glad you didn't run over the frog...
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